I went to my friendly 7-11 today for a Power Ball ticket. I know the lotto is a complete waste of time. Worse yet it suckers the poorest in our society into giving the little money they have back to the state. But it is up to 180 million and lets face it, I am one of the those poor suckers!

Anyway, while I was in line to get a ticket, I saw Darth Vader in the corner of the store beckoning me. I went over and he handed me a really cool cup with slurpee inside. I have seen some cool slurpee cups over the years but this is the coolest. You need to stop reading and go get yourself one right now!

The Slurpee