I know some of you out there are probably wondering why I wrote Chuck a Blog for his b-day and not my Mother. It’s funny; I was thinking the same thing. Not really, what I was thinking was? Wait, what I was thinking? Is that proper? I don’t think so?

Thinking like I do, I needed more time to come up with just the right thing to say to the number one women. Let’s face it, your Mother, yes yours, is the Women you are looking for, for life. I have found that women, but my Father keeps telling me I can’t Mary her?

Mom, how many times can a son praise his Mother before the cops show up? Five? Anyway, I know you had a great b-day. You drank and were Mary? For everything that you are and that you will still be, Happy Birthday. May you live to be 55!

July 31 on the Wiki!